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O-OH, DREAMSCAPER, I BELIEVE YOU CAN GET ME THROUGH THE NIGHT

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1040420/Dreamscaper/

HAVEN’T ACTUALLY PLAYED IT YET, BUT I THINK IT COMBINES HADES-LIKE GAMEPLAY WITH THE RURAL AMERICANA ATMOSPHERE OF KNEE DEEP OR DEADLY PREMONITION. (I WENT TO DINNER TONIGHT WITH RELATIVES WHO HAVE TATTOOS AND I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING I WOULD FIND WORTH GETTING PERMANENTLY ETCHED ON MY BODY. THE ONLY THING THAT CAME TO MIND WAS THE MARK OF THE RED TREE.) ANYWAY I BOUGHT THIS GAME AND HOPE I’LL LIKE IT.

ALEXANDER WEPT, FOR THERE WERE NO MORE TINY LANDS TO CONQUER

REMEMBER HOW HIGHLIGHTS MAGAZINE USED TO HAVE YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN GOOFUS AND GALLANT? I MAY BE CONFLATING TWO SEPARATE THINGS HERE. AT ANY RATE THIS GAME PRESENTS YOU WITH EVOCATIVE 3D DIORAMAS SIDE-BY-SIDE (THE ART IS REALLY SLICK) AND ASKS YOU TO SPOT THE DIFFERENCES. THE TRAILER PROMISES A FUN AND RELAXING EXPERIENCE AND I AM WILLING TO DROP SEVEN BUCKS TO FIND OUT.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1354910/Tiny_Lands/

A LOT OF DEATH GOING ON HERE

IT’S A VIDEO ABOUT KILLING THINGS TO DEATH IN THE REALM OF THE DEAD, AND IT’S BY THE DEAD GAMER. FIRST OF A SERIES. NO, I AM NOT HE! BUT HE IS A FRIEND WHO DOESN’T YET KNOW I HAVE A PRESTIGIOUS VIDEO GAME BLOG WITH THE WORD “SASS” IN THE TITLE (AND ALSO “ASS” OF COURSE). I AM WAITING TO SURPRISE HIM WITH IT ONE OF THESE DAYS. FRIENDLY BIAS ASIDE, I THINK THIS IS AN EXCELLENT START TO THE PLANNED SERIES.

EDIT (2/27/2021): THE SERIES HAS BEEN REBOOTED BECAUSE THE DEAD GAMER GAINED MORE EXPERIENCE IN VIDEO EDITING AND REWORKED THE GREATER PLAN. BUT FORTUNATELY IT’S STILL QUITE GOOD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yns5y69vm0E